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the complicated phone call

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Alternative Medicine

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

The new Physics

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"We're going to need the best forensic accountants money can buy."

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

The Darknet starts right here.

"What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?"

Berlitz guide to Scamese

"That's not what it says on the Web."

"You've always been a poor listener Harold."

"You fix it by buying a new one."

'Four out of five websites disagree with your diagnosis.'

"I already know he's gone — it's been on the Internet."

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

"Hello?"

The Big Bad Wolf

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

Home Business - Overnight Delivery.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."