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"If it's such a 'smart' phone why do I keep exceeding my minutes?"

Wifi in Hell

WiFi Signals

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

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'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Call Center.

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

I just realized how vulnerable I am to people who could hack my phone, my self-driving car, my tv, my garage door opener … So I bought a device called "Trojan Horse: that's supposed to protect me from all that. It connects to my wifi router. It monitors all my web traffic, all my connected devices, and ... well, I'm not exactly sure what it does, but it's supposed to keep the hackers out somehow. What did you say the device is called again? Now I don't worry about anyone hacking my toaster.

'Internet access... internet access....'

"No internet connection"

How M2M really works.

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

"I need a slower internet connection."

"Forget the table reservations. We found good seats and strong wifi at the bar and we're not moving!"

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