Phone Plan Warrior Pillows

"If it's such a 'smart' phone why do I keep exceeding my minutes?"

WiFi Signals

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

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"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

Call Center.

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'Internet access... internet access....'

"No internet connection"

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

"Forget the table reservations. We found good seats and strong wifi at the bar and we're not moving!"

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Genius Bar

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

"I need a slower internet connection."

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

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