Phone Phobic Mugs

Find the ideal mug for the phone-shy with witty slogans and charming designs that celebrate their love of disconnecting—perfect for mornings or coffee breaks.

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"His lordship is unable to answer the phone as he doesn't like to speak with his mouth full..."

"His lordship is unable to answer the phone as he doesn't like to speak with his mouth full..." mockup

"His lordship is unable to answer the phone as he doesn't like to speak with his mouth full..."

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"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

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'It's one of those cold callers.' mockup

'It's one of those cold callers.'

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"Nope. Guess again."

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"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me." mockup

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

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"I don't care if someone is bugging my cell phone, I have no opinions of my own."

"I don't care if someone is bugging my cell phone, I have no opinions of my own." mockup

"I don't care if someone is bugging my cell phone, I have no opinions of my own."

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'No I won't press one, two or a million. I want to speak to a human being!'

'No I won't press one, two or a million. I want to speak to a human being!' mockup

'No I won't press one, two or a million. I want to speak to a human being!'

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Telemarketing dials it up a notch. mockup

Telemarketing dials it up a notch.

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'You're still holding for Mr Stein? Press one for 'anger management'.'

'You're still holding for Mr Stein? Press one for 'anger management'.' mockup

'You're still holding for Mr Stein? Press one for 'anger management'.'

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'How about giving me your phone number?. . . But I don't know your name.'

'How about giving me your phone number?. . . But I don't know your name.' mockup

'How about giving me your phone number?. . . But I don't know your name.'

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'We're sorry, the number you dialed is no longer in service. Please check your head and dial again. . .'

'We're sorry, the number you dialed is no longer in service. Please check your head and dial again. . .' mockup

'We're sorry, the number you dialed is no longer in service. Please check your head and dial again. . .'

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"Push '4' to hear these options again...and this time pay attention!"

"Push '4' to hear these options again...and this time pay attention!" mockup

"Push '4' to hear these options again...and this time pay attention!"

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"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?" mockup

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

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"You know, there are other emojis." mockup

"You know, there are other emojis."

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Grandma's caf

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"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down." mockup

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

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High speed cinder block

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"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory." mockup

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

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Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit. mockup

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

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'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to. mockup

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

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Modern Narcissism

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'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.' mockup

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

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"Tarzan no want computer."

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"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four." mockup

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

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"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging." mockup

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

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Pizza Delivery Delays

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Automated customer service.

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"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call." mockup

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

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"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'." mockup

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

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Pensioners and Phones

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"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!" mockup

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

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"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...." mockup

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

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"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something." mockup

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

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Evolution

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'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.' mockup

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

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Phone Phobic Mugs Collection

Phone Phobic Pillows

Explore our cozy pillows that make great gifts for phone-shy friends—bring humor and comfort into their space.

Phone Phobic Prints

Find unique prints that celebrate the offline lifestyle—perfect for inspiring a screen-free zone at home or work.

Phone Phobic T-Shirts

Want to add some fun to their wardrobe? Browse our collection of witty t-shirts perfect for anyone who loves their digital detox.