"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."
Phone Phobia Mugs
Start their day with a chuckle using our phone phobia-themed mugs, crafted to add humor to those moments when they prefer a coffee break over scrolling through screens.
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'Good evening - you have been chosen to receive at least five annoying phone calls this evening.'
"It's a text from Lassie, something about Timmy being in trouble. Apparently, his phone battery died, and he's freaking out."
Dog Nightmares
"You know, there are other emojis."
"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.
Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.
Modern Narcissism
'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'
"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."
Pizza Delivery Delays
"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."
Automated customer service.
'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'
"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"
"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."
'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'
"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."
"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"
"Is it an important text?"
"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."
"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."
"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."
Evolution
'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'
"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."
"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."
Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse
He donated his body to social science.
Gimme a latte, geek. In a sec. I'm watching the end of a tv show on my new cellphone. Look out, Jack! Didn't you just buy a 50-inch plasma?! Is that a man or a tree?
I told you not to text and spin, Simone.
"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."
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