Phone Call Phobic Mugs

Houdini 2019

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The King of what?'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Modern Narcissism

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

Automated customer service.

"Look, you guys call here all the time and we keep telling you - we don't tale telemarketing calls! If you call one more time, I..."

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

Pizza Delivery Delays

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

...the onion rings

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

Evolution

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

The Perils Of Texting While Conducting.

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

I told you not to text and spin, Simone.