Phone Notifications Gifts

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"My computer just texted me."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

The Communicator

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

Time management office worker

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"You had the persistence to wind your way through our labyrinthian phone system to ask for an interview...you're hired!"

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

And then a voice came down from the Lord...

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

RAISED BY PHONES

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.