Phone Fun Pillows

"This may take a minute as my mom's menu options have changed."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"Yes, I'm alone."

The Communicator

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Overworked

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

I'm keeping my phone on...we'll need a wake up call after this guy speaks!

Call centre musicians

'It's for you.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

iPhone Senior

Woman holding two phones together.

Multitasking.

"Gotta go."

'Thank you for calling. We value your call...at 95 pence per mintute.'

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Hello, ambulence service, please."

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

"Actually, Mother, this is a bad time ..."

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

'Don't move.'

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

Armstrong, have you seen my phone? Indeed I have, minion. I've trained the caf

'Betty? I can't come over; I've got prickly heat rash again.'

'He's busy right now but if it's important I'll wake him.'