Phone-free Challenger Pillows

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

"My email is down... talk to me."

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

Mental Health System Breakdown

"I'm looking for loopholes."

'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

Capitalism

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

'Ahem. No txtng PLZ."

Selling Justice

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

Do not abuse the Lawn

'Excuse me, ma'am. Pets aren't allowed in the store.'

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

Warning.

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

As soon as the diet ends the lost weight returns.

I'll go first. this is so stupid. Just try it. Fine. Go first. Commencing text. Beep, No problem. I can do this. Take it. One second. Oh, no. It's coming on. Two seconds … It burns! Give me my phone. U R addict. Still, three seconds. A personal record.

'I got him for self defense. Boze eats my wife's leftovers.'

Love Hate Computer Relationship

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

"No photography."