Phone-free Challenger Mugs

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

"My email is down... talk to me."

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Mental Health System Breakdown

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

'Ahem. No txtng PLZ."

Selling Justice

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

As soon as the diet ends the lost weight returns.

'I got him for self defense. Boze eats my wife's leftovers.'

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

Warning.

'Excuse me, ma'am. Pets aren't allowed in the store.'

Do not abuse the Lawn

Love Hate Computer Relationship

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"The school rule of 'No cellphones in class' does not impinge on you free speech, Kevin."

"No photography."