Chat Up Line Challenger Mugs

"Have you got the time?", "No I've got the money."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

"Where do you see this country in five years?"

I'll go first. this is so stupid. Just try it. Fine. Go first. Commencing text. Beep, No problem. I can do this. Take it. One second. Oh, no. It's coming on. Two seconds … It burns! Give me my phone. U R addict. Still, three seconds. A personal record.

'Why Mr.Jones.. Is that you playing FTSE with me under the table? '

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

'I'm in the bog!'

"My wife doesn't understand you."

'Excuse me, Miss, but I believe that we've met previously.'

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

'She says I won't understand her until I've walked a mile in her shoes.'

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'

'You think you make me nervous? Don't flatter yourself, hot shot.'

'So...do you bum here often?'

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

D*mn it.

'You can add my name to that long list of people who don't understand you!'

"Sometimes I wish you had a little green light that would blink on and off like the computer, so I could tell whether you're processing anything or if you've just frozen up."

"If you'd like to hear the options again, curse in any language."

"Oh, nothing too exciting, Donna. I burned the toast last Wednesday, and on Saturday Jim split an infinitive. What's new with you?"

"We're trying to encourage some of the older staff to put their admin online."

"You can hold for an assistant, or you can go online and chat with our robot until it tells you to hold for an assistant."

How about a date tonight? No way...I am getting married today! Well, how about tomorrow then?