Phone Etiquettes Pillows

Mobile phones and driving

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'

Call centre musicians

RAISED BY PHONES

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

'Are you in here tonight?'

Hot Line

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

'It's for you.'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."

"And here's a photo of the baby salmon."

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

"Hello? I can't talk right now! I'm on a plane! What?! No! Just leave some food in her dish! What?! I can't talk!"

"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."

The Picasso phone, the Pollock phone and the Dali phone.

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

New Space Shuttle Mission: Deployment of the First Orbiting Telemarketer

That's right, dear, our ancestors had tails.

"This is the wine talking."

"Hello? is it me you're looking for?"

Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

'Yes I know I'm a wrong number, but give me a chance, I might be the one...'

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"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."

'Hi Hon, just calling to let you know I'm on my way home.'

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'