Death: 'Let it ring.'
Phone Call Prioritizer Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their home or office with a pillow that playfully acknowledges their talent for managing calls and staying organized, blending comfort with clever wit.
'The King of what?'
"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"
Mobile phones and long distance relationships,
Monday around 9PM.
Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy
'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'
Work Life Balance.
Why do you want a career in the bank?
'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'
"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"
'He's trying to see more of his family.'
'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'
'He's allergic to talc! You'll have to give up the baby!'
Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.
"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."
"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"
"No, you hang up first. No, you!"
"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."
'Never fails,,, The second we sit down for dinner,'
"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."
'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'
Death can wait.
Dog Chatlines...
'Risk assessor' in laboratory
"I only wish this was the final notice."
"Please stay on the line for the next available agent - unless, of course, you are feeling tired, very tired, or maybe hungry. . ."
"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."
'Now that I'm separated and the kids are gone, I plan to spend a lot more time with the family.'
"I have a customer on the line, but I'm not trained in what to say to them!"
'At the sound of the tone, please leave a message.. unless you're trying to sell me something.'
"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'."
'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'
Hi, just thought I'd touch base...
'Where am I calling you from? Oh, just around.'
Phone Call Prioritizer Pillows Collection
Phone Call Prioritizer Mugs
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Phone Call Prioritizer Prints
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Phone Call Prioritizer T-Shirts
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