Quirky Prioritizer Pillows

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

I've refiled all your letters under L.

Work Life Balance.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Why do you want a career in the bank?

'He's trying to see more of his family.'

'He's allergic to talc! You'll have to give up the baby!'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

Cavewoman has block of ice with refrigerator magnets on it.

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

Time and money on a seesaw are equals.

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Sitting In

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."

"Well, I don't think much of your CV, but your paper clip is the smartest I've ever seen."

'Now that I'm separated and the kids are gone, I plan to spend a lot more time with the family.'

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

"You're a quart low."

'Risk assessor' in laboratory

The Hokey Cokey Dance Club with desk boxes - 'In', 'Out', 'Shake it all about'.

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

"I date everything before I freeze it, so I know when to throw it away."

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

A nurse uses syringes on notice board.