Priorities Manager Pillows

Monday around 9PM.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

Work Life Balance.

Why do you want a career in the bank?

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'He's trying to see more of his family.'

"This is Bernard, our new management consultant. He is going to be responsible for draining the lifeblood out of staff in a relentless attempt to reach increasingly unachievable and meaningless targets."

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

'He's allergic to talc! You'll have to give up the baby!'

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

Sitting In

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

Career woman meets Family woman

"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."

'Risk assessor' in laboratory

'Now that I'm separated and the kids are gone, I plan to spend a lot more time with the family.'

Ok, if it's that important to you, we can make a to-do list.

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

Death: 'Let it ring.'

"You said you needed to see more of your family and we listened. You can Skype with them for 2 minutes instead of taking a bathroom break."

Scales: Book & sausages.

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

You are charged with having the wrong priorities....

"OK, she's here. Whatever happens, I love you more."

"No, I'm not voting, are you kidding?! Right in the middle of fall sweeps?!! Forget about it!"

' But it's Thursday ! Tonight can't be made for love. Thursdays are for darts - Saturdays are for love '.

"Call you back – a more important call's coming in."