"I know it was you. I have collie ID."
Phone Call Funster Pillows
Add a touch of humor to any space with pillows that celebrate the art of the fun call. Cozy and amusing, they’re perfect for relaxing moments or lively conversations at home.
Cheeze Wiz.
"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."
'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'
"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"
The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.
"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"
'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'
'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'
Cold caller.
"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."
'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'
"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."
Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year
Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.
"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."
'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'
'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'
"Okay, I'll wear a tie."
"You have to have a sense of humour to work here."
'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'
'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'
Anyone around here answer to the name of 'Sheep-for-brains'?
'Let me put you on ignore ... I mean hold.'
"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."
The Cheshire Dog.
'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'
Collar I.D.
"Straw, sticks and bricks are in aisle seventeen. Wolf repellent is in aisle four."
Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'
'Sorry, I missed your call. . . I'm either goofing off at the fax machine or telling someone what I did over that weekend...'
"Operator, get me my hair!"
'Not now, Harry. I'm on hold.'
"I'm sorry, he's not here right now, but I could get one of his socks for you."
"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.
Phone Call Funster Pillows Collection
Phone Call Funster Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the phone call funster. Perfect for brightening up mornings with humor and personality.
Phone Call Funster Prints
Browse our humorous prints that capture the spirit of phone call fun. A great way to bring a smile to your home or office wall.
Phone Call Funster T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts designed for the phone call enthusiast. Make a witty statement and share laughs wherever you go.