Phobia Education Pillows

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dog Nightmares

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Dead Funny

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"Pencil eraser."

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

Monster Realtor

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

Dentist Trip

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Superhero with Acrophobia

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

I, Scream.

I riry hay oey oo ah eh-eh! We'll never cure your fear of dentists if you keep talking like that.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

"No, I'm scarier."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

Psychiatrist. Claustrophobic, eh? The doctor is pretty busy today, but maybe I can squeeze you in.

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

Telephone Phobics Society

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!