Phlebotomist Gifts

'Oh no, not another blood sample.'

Santa Claus donates blood.

Early Blood Draw

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

'Here's the problem, sir. This isn't blood in your veins. It's red ink.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

Packed Red Cells

"Come on! Join the resistance!"

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'What are YOU doing here?'

'Hello Mr. Perkins! Megan the giant leech and I are going to draw some of your blood now!'

'No, I don't want to test it, Mr Burns. The urine is just for my own private collection.'

"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

"Your bloodwork just came back. . . the GOOD news is that you've definitely got some!"

"Your blood type is A+? Well, I suppose I could have gotten that if I had studied for my blood test, too."

Blood donor centre

"So what blood group are you?"

"You're lucky. If you were a teacher, your job would depend on my test results."

Bloodhound

'Your blood test came back ancient.'

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

"Anyone can have good blood if he doesn't care what color it is."

"So, Doc - how long have you been drawing blood?"

"What do you mean I'm not your type?"

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

"I'm going to have to draw some blood."

"Oops, forgot.... I also have REALLY high blood pressure."

When a Vampire Bat is the Phlebotomists

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

"I hate needles!"