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A Truism's Journey

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"The meaning of life at a glance"

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

Warhol Exhibit

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"Grab a lollypop on your way out."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"The meaning of life? Funny you should ask."

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"Well, Mr Baskerville, the only puppy hound I have left is this little guy right here." A legend is born.

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'I could have sworn that God was on our side.'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"Don't smile, you're on Candid Camus."

Cartesian Chopped Liver

Trump's thoughts on 9/11

'What the hell is the meaning of life?'

'Diogenes - I'm appointing you to form an ethics committee.'

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'