Philosophy-loving Sibling Gifts

A Truism's Journey

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

Warhol Exhibit

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

"The meaning of life at a glance"

"Grab a lollypop on your way out."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

To sleep, perchance to wake up as a different person.

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

Virtue is its own reward. Vice works on commission.

"The meaning of life? Funny you should ask."

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"Well, Mr Baskerville, the only puppy hound I have left is this little guy right here." A legend is born.

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'Two idiots don't make a good gift!'

'I could have sworn that God was on our side.'

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"Don't smile, you're on Candid Camus."

Trump's thoughts on 9/11

Hey, Just Kidding

Cartesian Chopped Liver

'What the hell is the meaning of life?'

'Diogenes - I'm appointing you to form an ethics committee.'