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Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Moulting"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Scurile travels

'Okay - who leaked?'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

'Have you been working out?'

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

A Truism's Journey

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"I don't see why divine intervention and government intervention have to be mutually exclusive."