Philosophy Jesters Mugs

Start the day with a splash of satire—our philosophy jesters mugs bring wit and wisdom to your morning brew. Perfect for those who love clever quotes and humorous takes on philosophy.

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How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.' mockup

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

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Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support? mockup

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

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'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.' mockup

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

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'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.' mockup

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

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"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!" mockup

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

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"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof." mockup

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

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'Look, Your Honor -- We're both over-fifty white males, right?'

'Look, Your Honor -- We're both over-fifty white males, right?' mockup

'Look, Your Honor -- We're both over-fifty white males, right?'

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'We, the jury, find the defendant guilty... and his attorney obnoxious.'

'We, the jury, find the defendant guilty... and his attorney obnoxious.' mockup

'We, the jury, find the defendant guilty... and his attorney obnoxious.'

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"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework." mockup

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

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'Socrates, you've been drinking again.' mockup

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

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"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun." mockup

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

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'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

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Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath). mockup

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

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"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading." mockup

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

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Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back. mockup

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

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Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth mockup

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

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"The jury will disregard the defendant's statement that he will donate 100% of his criminal earnings to the Concerned Mobsters for Eritrea Fund!"

"The jury will disregard the defendant's statement that he will donate 100% of his criminal earnings to the Concerned Mobsters for Eritrea Fund!" mockup

"The jury will disregard the defendant's statement that he will donate 100% of his criminal earnings to the Concerned Mobsters for Eritrea Fund!"

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'The prisons are overcrowded, so why don't you just drop and give me fifty push-ups?'

'The prisons are overcrowded, so why don't you just drop and give me fifty push-ups?' mockup

'The prisons are overcrowded, so why don't you just drop and give me fifty push-ups?'

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"Your honor, I'd like to request a new defense attorney!"

"Your honor, I'd like to request a new defense attorney!" mockup

"Your honor, I'd like to request a new defense attorney!"

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'The justice will be swift - the attorney fees, swifter.'

'The justice will be swift - the attorney fees, swifter.' mockup

'The justice will be swift - the attorney fees, swifter.'

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"If it's any consolation, Alex, it's the first 'G' I've ever given."

"If it's any consolation, Alex, it's the first 'G' I've ever given." mockup

"If it's any consolation, Alex, it's the first 'G' I've ever given."

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"The business of crime DOES pay. It pays our salaries!"

"The business of crime DOES pay. It pays our salaries!" mockup

"The business of crime DOES pay. It pays our salaries!"

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European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!' mockup

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

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'Our plea will be innocent by reason of insanity.'

'Our plea will be innocent by reason of insanity.' mockup

'Our plea will be innocent by reason of insanity.'

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'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!' mockup

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

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Where legal teams but their outfits. mockup

Where legal teams but their outfits.

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"And now I'd like to share our strategic plan with you, code named 'Get your resume ready'."

"And now I'd like to share our strategic plan with you, code named 'Get your resume ready'." mockup

"And now I'd like to share our strategic plan with you, code named 'Get your resume ready'."

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"Your Honor, the state has every reason to consider the defendant an extremely high flight risk."

"Your Honor, the state has every reason to consider the defendant an extremely high flight risk." mockup

"Your Honor, the state has every reason to consider the defendant an extremely high flight risk."

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'The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? That doesn't allow for much flexibility.'

'The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? That doesn't allow for much flexibility.' mockup

'The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? That doesn't allow for much flexibility.'

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'Mr. Justice, must you keep repeating 'nobody can fire me, nobody can dire me, nobody can dire me'?'

'Mr. Justice, must you keep repeating 'nobody can fire me, nobody can dire me, nobody can dire me'?' mockup

'Mr. Justice, must you keep repeating 'nobody can fire me, nobody can dire me, nobody can dire me'?'

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'Uh oh! I don't like the looks of that jury.'

'Uh oh! I don't like the looks of that jury.' mockup

'Uh oh! I don't like the looks of that jury.'

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"You call that justice? There's 20% cats in this town and I have to appear before an all dog jury."

"You call that justice? There's 20% cats in this town and I have to appear before an all dog jury." mockup

"You call that justice? There's 20% cats in this town and I have to appear before an all dog jury."

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Philosophy Jesters Mugs Collection

Philosophy Jesters Pillows

Bring humor and philosophy into your home decor with our jesters-inspired pillows— cozy, witty, and perfect for any sacred space.

Philosophy Jesters Prints

Browse our collection of witty and thought-provoking prints that celebrate the humorous side of philosophy—perfect for inspiring conversation and laughter.

Philosophy Jesters T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the playful side of philosophy. Our jesters’ designs combine wit and wisdom, ideal for those who enjoy making a statement.