It Jesters Mugs

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I hate performance review season."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Jeff hated performance reviews.

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

Never poke fun.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Work's been really hard."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."