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Nature vs. Nietzsche.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Rage.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Bad for you but to die for

"I feel your pain."

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

I'm Spartacus.

This castle manager job better be for real.

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

The rat race

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

Pecking order spats take their toll.

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

"Are you not infotained?!!"

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'Great talk, J.T. You certaimly filled them with the fighting spirit!'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Monster chariot races

Power Point Hell

"It just isn't the same without the fans."