
Nature vs. Nietzsche.
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Nature vs. Nietzsche.
Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.
Rage.
I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.
Bad for you but to die for
His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.
"I feel your pain."
"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."
'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'
I'm Spartacus.
This castle manager job better be for real.
'So...worked in 'IT' long?'
"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."
"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"
'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'
"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."
'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'
The rat race
'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'
"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."
'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'
'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'
"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."
"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"
"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."
Pecking order spats take their toll.
"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."
"Are you not infotained?!!"
'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'
'Great talk, J.T. You certaimly filled them with the fighting spirit!'
Monster chariot races
It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?
Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.
Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.
"Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines."
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