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'Sorry, Hon, but he started bouncing trivia off me, I bouncrd back, and one thing led to another.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I feel your pain."

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

I'm Spartacus.

This castle manager job better be for real.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

"It was a horrible workplace accident - he tripped and fell into the company rumor mill. Poor devil never knew what hit him!"

"Are you not infotained?!!"

"She can be outspoken."

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

Monster chariot races

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

Power Point Hell

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Hang in there. If you win this bout, you get to fight his mother."

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

"Well, you're both strong candidates with very similar résumés so we've decided to settle the matter through hand to hand combat."

'If you wanted me to be cooperative, why did you appoint a lawyer for me?'

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

'I'm here to interview for the Roman Arena job.'

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

'He was just a temp.'

"I know we decided this was immoral, but no one has called me on it in a while, so I think I'll stick it out through the season."

'And now I've got gum stuck to the bottom of my sandal, that's it, I'm out of here.'