Trivia Gladiator T-Shirts

'Sorry, Hon, but he started bouncing trivia off me, I bouncrd back, and one thing led to another.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I feel your pain."

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

I'm Spartacus.

This castle manager job better be for real.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"It was a horrible workplace accident - he tripped and fell into the company rumor mill. Poor devil never knew what hit him!"

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

"She can be outspoken."

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Monster chariot races

"It's the Garden Street book club. They wanna rumble!"

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

Power Point Hell

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Hang in there. If you win this bout, you get to fight his mother."

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

"Well, you're both strong candidates with very similar résumés so we've decided to settle the matter through hand to hand combat."

'If you wanted me to be cooperative, why did you appoint a lawyer for me?'

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

"Oh, boo hoo! While you're playing around the Coliseum all day, I'm stuck in this house!"

Man Juggling Problems

'He was just a temp.'

'I'm here to interview for the Roman Arena job.'

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

"I know we decided this was immoral, but no one has called me on it in a while, so I think I'll stick it out through the season."