Philosophical Souls Gifts

Former Survivalist

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"You've been served."

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

Yogi back in 5.

Spider Web Musical Score.

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

'Too dressy?'

It's the thought that counts!

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

Cover Design for E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

Dog Statue

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'