Philosophical Raider Pillows

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

The International and May Day Terrorism

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

'Consider this an unfriendly takeover, if you wish, but takeover it is!'

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

"I'm talking violent overthrow, bombings, terror in the streets - and you keep talking about balance of credit, loans from friendly powers, gross national product? What kind of a revolutionist ARE you?"

"What do you mean you're staying in with a good book?"

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

"He's all business during the week, but on weekends he displays a playful humor."

"You'll find there's no right or wrong here. Just what works for you."

The New Philosophy Sitcom: Sartre Trek, Boldly Going Nowhere.

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

"You're doing it wrong."

Zen Bowling.

Political Science Fiction.

Football Sisyphus

"The way I see it, angst is the whole gestalt."

"Sorry about that - just clearing my throat."

'Laser pointers are for wimps. Use a pitchfork.'

'Yes you did, Mike. You just said 'perchance.' And yesterday you called me 'my good fellow.' Twice.'

"It doesn't get any better than this."

A bored unshaven guard sat on a chair.

'Do you realise that out in the universe there could be beings with ten times our intelligence.'