Philosopher's Apprentice Mugs

Head full of Books.

"It's a vanity project."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Hare the ignorance. Love the ignoramus."

"Let me quote a few home truths to you."

'Sorry for the inconvenience, I'm having the office painted.'

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

'I'm getting tired, Robin. Why don't we teach the poor to steal for themselves?'

Sign on Marquis de Sade's door reading 'Disturbed. Do not disturb.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"One year closer to college!"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Pastorius wonders why.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Nihilistic customer service"

Free speech isn't cheap!

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"