Inventor's Apprentice Mugs

'There! I've attached a sundial to the wheel. I'm going to name it a 'Rolex'!'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

Lumiere brothers caricature

Henry Fox Talbot

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

Head full of Books.

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

'Is it my imagination or are entrepreneurs getting younger.'

'Isn't it great?!'

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'."

Drunk in bar stool.