Inventor's Apprentice Prints

'There! I've attached a sundial to the wheel. I'm going to name it a 'Rolex'!'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

Henry Fox Talbot

Lumiere brothers caricature

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Head full of Books.

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

The first transatlantic communication.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

'Is it my imagination or are entrepreneurs getting younger.'

Alexander Graham Bell's second phone call.

'Isn't it great?!'

Why do you call this a 4-D printer? It's so slow it only prints 3-D objects in the far future.

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'."