
"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"
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"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"
Very Difficult Conversations
"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."
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"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"
"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."
'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.
Questions
"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"
"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."
"Shall we put it in play?"
"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."
Eviction Notice for Earth...
"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."
'The big bang theory of creation.'
"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."
'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'
'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'
'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'
Well, we found intelligent life, but we still haven't found ethical life.
'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'
"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."
The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.
"...and at the edge of the universe it says 'Abandon hope, all ye who look beyond here'."
Planets in solar system form a New World Order.
'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.'
'...And the precise value of the Hubble constant is critical to the question of whether out universe will continue to expand forever, or...'
'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'
Why the sudden interest in Autumn?
Time-Space Convergence Ahead
The dark side of the moon
Why is there life on me? The first wonder of the world.
'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'
'And people wonder why we're searching for intelligent life.'
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