'Why is it when you're looking for something, you always find it in the last place you look?'
Philosopher Of The Obvious Gifts
Looking for a gift for the ‘philosopher of the obvious’? Explore our collection of fun and lighthearted products that celebrate humorous perspectives on ordinary life. From clever mugs to quirky t-shirts, these gifts are ideal for those who find humor in the everyday and love sharing a good laugh about life’s simple truths.
I just realized I'm living in a fool's paradise. This is one of the happiest days of my life!
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'
"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.
'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'
Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"
Smart Ass - Wise Ass
'Intelligent Design? My arse!'
College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!
Ban on Free Speech
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
Humans...What is their purpose?
"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."
Historical memory is on life support.
"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."
"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."
'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'
Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)
Voltaire
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
Jean-Paul Sartre
"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"
"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."
What's normal?
Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.
"So, what did you do at charter school today?"
"It's such a lovely day!"
The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.
"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."
'The Questioner'
Philosopher Of The Obvious Gifts Collection
Philosopher Of The Obvious Mugs
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Philosopher Of The Obvious Pillows
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Philosopher Of The Obvious Prints
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Philosopher Of The Obvious T-Shirts
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