Philosopher Of Medicine Mugs

'The test results are in for our new drug. 9 out of 10 doctors recommended the placebo.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Ban on Free Speech

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Voltaire

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"