Philosopher Of Medicine Prints

'The test results are in for our new drug. 9 out of 10 doctors recommended the placebo.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Ban on Free Speech

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Humans...What is their purpose?

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Voltaire

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"