Healthcare Philosopher Prints

Surgery

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

The new normal

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Critisize your weight.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Guy in gym

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Food Pyramid

'Due to cutbacks on your insurance plan, your visits to Dr. Phil are no longer covered. You'll have to start seeing Physician's Assistant Phil.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

"Look on the dark side."

"Are you sure you don't want to try just one miracle drug before you die?"

'On my new diet I can eat anything I want, but have to walk 500 miles a day.'

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"Treat the disease, not the patient"

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

"Judy and Chuck were both gelcaps, so their marriage dissolved faster."

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

"I can see you're concerned about the amount of medication you're taking. Let me see if I can give you something for that."

Psychological Testing Center.

"It's a major breakthrough. But we're still years away from being able to justify the outrageous cost per pill."

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

Prescriptions and Side-effects consultant.

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"His blood work doesn’t look half as bad as his HMO."