Healthcare Philosopher Gifts

Surgery

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Critisize your weight.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

The new normal

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Guy in gym

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Food Pyramid

'Due to cutbacks on your insurance plan, your visits to Dr. Phil are no longer covered. You'll have to start seeing Physician's Assistant Phil.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

"Are you sure you don't want to try just one miracle drug before you die?"

"Look on the dark side."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

'On my new diet I can eat anything I want, but have to walk 500 miles a day.'

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

"Judy and Chuck were both gelcaps, so their marriage dissolved faster."

Psychological Testing Center.

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

"I can see you're concerned about the amount of medication you're taking. Let me see if I can give you something for that."

"Treat the disease, not the patient"

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"It's a major breakthrough. But we're still years away from being able to justify the outrageous cost per pill."

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

Prescriptions and Side-effects consultant.

"His blood work doesn’t look half as bad as his HMO."