Health Philosopher Mugs

Start their day with a cup of inspiration! Our health philosopher mugs feature witty and wise quotes, perfect for coffee lovers who love pondering life's health mysteries with a smile.

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How do medicines work? They don't! All they do is give God time to heal the body!

How do medicines work? They don't! All they do is give God time to heal the body! mockup

How do medicines work? They don't! All they do is give God time to heal the body!

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'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'How optimistic are you about the future?' mockup

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

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'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?' mockup

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

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'But surely if I'm convinced I'm a hypochondriac that makes me one?'

'But surely if I'm convinced I'm a hypochondriac that makes me one?' mockup

'But surely if I'm convinced I'm a hypochondriac that makes me one?'

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Genetic link to obesity.

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"Sometimes, in my dark moments, I do fear the firm handshake shall never return."

"Sometimes, in my dark moments, I do fear the firm handshake shall never return." mockup

"Sometimes, in my dark moments, I do fear the firm handshake shall never return."

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'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!' mockup

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

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"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky." mockup

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

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"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years." mockup

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

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Critisize your weight.

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The new normal

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The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there." mockup

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

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"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..." mockup

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

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"You need to justify your own existence first."

"You need to justify your own existence first." mockup

"You need to justify your own existence first."

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A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature mockup

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

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"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..." mockup

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

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Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.' mockup

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

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"Smoke a cigar that fits your face." mockup

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

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An old man exercising with hourglasses mockup

An old man exercising with hourglasses

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Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart! mockup

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

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"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... " mockup

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

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Guy in gym

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Life, love and a lot of bananas.

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City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery." mockup

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

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"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up." mockup

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

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"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk." mockup

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

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"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now." mockup

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."

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'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.' mockup

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

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"When did everybody stop jogging?" mockup

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

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'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.' mockup

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

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"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die." mockup

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

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Food Pyramid

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Women

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"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours." mockup

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

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Who's Dead

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Health Philosopher Mugs Collection

Health Philosopher Pillows

Check out our comfy pillows featuring health and wellness quotes—bring both comfort and wit into their living space.

Health Philosopher Prints

Browse our inspiring prints that combine health wisdom and humor—decorate your space with thoughtful, witty art.

Health Philosopher T-Shirts

Explore our collection of clever t-shirts that celebrate health philosophy with humor and style—perfect for everyday reflection.