Philosopher Of Fairness Pillows

Colour Version: Rich Daydreaming About Taking from the Poor

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"The body of a supermodel and not a touch of cellulite...life isn't fair!"

"We need a union!'

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

The weight the justice.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"

'All equality acts are created equal but some are more equal than others.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

"Do you really have to rub it in that you've got more cash than I do?"

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.

'Y'know what, Mom? Who needs all this glitz and excess? Let's just have a simple Christmas and donate our gifts to charity.'

'Let me remind you, Waterman, you're only a distant relative.'

Doing to many good turns can make you dizzy.

'Our bonuses have been a small slice of pie...we feel that bonuses should be increased to a bigger piece of the pie!'

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

"Yes, it's win-win, but there are three of us."

"You have an impressive CV, but we were actually looking for someone more like us."

'I don't mind having to eat my vegetables, but I don't think mom's playing fair when she makes three of them for supper!'

Sure Would Be Nice