Global Fairness Advocate Pillows

"We're an international company. That means you slave away 12 hours a day like a Chinese worker and you get paid like a worker in Bangladesh!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"We need a union!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

The USA...

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

The weight the justice.

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

'All equality acts are created equal but some are more equal than others.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

God's Stress Ball.

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

Wars and extreme poverty

"I hope they cut your loopholes on dividends and capital gains!"

Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.

'If it wasn't for Jim Jones we would have lost today. . . he's the umpire.'

The 1% on the High Road to Riches!