Fairness Advocates Pillows

'Even Kevin Yomp got an 'A' - grade inflation is so unfair'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"We need a union!'

Martin Luther King

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Glass Ceiling

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Same Sex Marriages.

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Black and White: Segregation,

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

Hypocrisy about poverty

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Human Rights for All

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

Glass Ceiling