Philosopher Of Inequality Pillows

"Do you really have to rub it in that you've got more cash than I do?"

"No son, they're not ants, they're poor people."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

Bureau of Power to the People

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

Poor man and rich man

'Take up thy tents and walk!'

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

First class only raft.

'IBM is up two, Google is up one-half and your prune-Danish is up one buck.'

"And then one day, I had this revelation: Why not go public with my non-profit business and start making some big bucks?"

Inequality Protests

"It's so refreshing to see someone smile for a change."

'Gee, thanks pal."

Tax Haven UK

Live like a billionaire! (For 30 seconds.): Vote YOUR economic interest! He does!

Pay Rises.

'Do you have the feeling that we're being surrounded?'

'Please help me reach the level where lobbyists work endlessly to get me a permanent tax cut.'

AIDS Medicine... Do not use in case of Kidney disease, Heart complaints and poverty.

"Application is online only - if you've money for a computer to do so - you'll fail the means test!"

Greed and Austerity

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

The New Elite. . .

"Mrs. Dubof, did I say 'The market rewards risk'? I meant to say 'The market rewards the rich.'"

"I thought help would be here by now."

"It's been a hard day. My butler forgot to do laundry, the limo has a scratch on it and I had to postpone my month long vacation a few hours. Anyway, how are you doing working two jobs to make ends meet?"