Philosopher Of Beauty Gifts

The Toilette of Salome I - suppressed version

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Woman looking into a mirror

"Define fair."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

Animal cosmetic testing

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'I like it.'

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

"It's too academic."

Ezra Pound

" 'Perceptual and kinetic art have an intertwined development that cannot be totally disentangled; nevertheless perceptual, optical, or "virtual" movement—which always exists in tension with factual immobility—is an experience of a different order.' "

"Is that what you're wearing?"

"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation."

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

'I think he's a minimalist.'

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

Style

I think I shall never see....a poem as lovely as a tr......

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

"Yeah, I agree, it is a but unexpected since you were such a handsome caterpillar..."

God creates a square world.

Unnecessary Surgery

'I was born as beautiful as you, but after a few years you will see...'

'Every Age has its vision of beauty.'

'Your sister's wearing well for her age. I hope I look that good when I'm ten.'