Philosopher Of Beauty Prints

The Toilette of Salome I - suppressed version

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Woman looking into a mirror

"Define fair."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

The Bland Leading the Bland

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

Animal cosmetic testing

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'I like it.'

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

"It's too academic."

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation."

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

"Is that what you're wearing?"

" 'Perceptual and kinetic art have an intertwined development that cannot be totally disentangled; nevertheless perceptual, optical, or "virtual" movement—which always exists in tension with factual immobility—is an experience of a different order.' "

'I think he's a minimalist.'

Ezra Pound

Style

I think I shall never see....a poem as lovely as a tr......

The contrast between a barrister and his clerk

"Yeah, I agree, it is a but unexpected since you were such a handsome caterpillar..."

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

'Your sister's wearing well for her age. I hope I look that good when I'm ten.'

Unnecessary Surgery

'Every Age has its vision of beauty.'

God creates a square world.