Philately Fanatic Gifts

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Stamp Collecting

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Cat in a flap

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Woman escapes with cats.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Cat Reunion

"Get... a-nother room!"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."