Philanthropy Critics Pillows

What Should Jeff Bezos Do With "His" $131 Billion?

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

Blood Donor

'If this is a democracy, how come voters don't get matching funds?'

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"Not much point in being humble unless everyone knows about it."

Charity fundraiser

Mobsourcing

'Good news - the price of rice is up seven cents a pound.'

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

'Miss Thompson. Get me the charity list, I feel some ethics coming on!!'

Talk of charities 'providing their impact' is dangerous and misleading.

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

'I think we should try having a 'none week' week.'

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

'It's a new concept in fund drives. First we collect the money, and then we decide what we're going to do with it.'

'We can't send you disaster relief. We outsourced our operations to the countries hit by the tsunami.'

"I won't be donating my tech billions to this school."

"Shall we start the bidding at five dollars?"

'Two can live as cheaply as one, but I refuse to live with a cheapskate.'

"Do you mean three hundred million dollars on top of what we already have here, or three hundred million dollars including what we already have here?"

'The Take over game' Title.

"I'd like to get back to doing less for charity."

'Don't forget 20 goes on admin costs,'

"I won't be donating my tech billions to this school."

"I contributed a lot to charity when I thought I was going to die."

"Ms. Jones, find out what my favorite charity is and let me know please."

"Honey, we have donated to the third world. We can ignore the poverty on our doorstep."

'Not exactly what I expected at a charity golf tournament.'

"You're not part of a political action committee are you?"