Funding Critic Pillows

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'If this is a democracy, how come voters don't get matching funds?'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Trickledown economics

World Financial Mafia

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'We're sorry. Yesterday's report on the tax system being replaced by voluntary contributions was traced to a practical joker.'

'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...'

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

'We really can't afford golden parachutes any more, but here's a plastic crash helmet.'

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'Let me get this straight, Reverend. You would now like to diversify the Church's 'No Sin' endowment to include some 'Greed'?'

'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'

"Peggy, can we find someone to misuse a few of these campaign funds for a run to the deli to get us some lunch?"

Tax by Trump

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of an organization advocating the overthrow of the generous executive bonus system in corporations?

Statue of Liberty Burns Money As Flame

'City workers to retrain as teachers.'

Charity fundraiser