Funding Critic Prints

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'If this is a democracy, how come voters don't get matching funds?'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Trickledown economics

World Financial Mafia

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'We're sorry. Yesterday's report on the tax system being replaced by voluntary contributions was traced to a practical joker.'

'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...'

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

Why Can't We Make Money From Our Mistakes Like Equifax?

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

Banks or Loansharks?

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Done With You

'Let me get this straight, Reverend. You would now like to diversify the Church's 'No Sin' endowment to include some 'Greed'?'

'We really can't afford golden parachutes any more, but here's a plastic crash helmet.'

'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'

Charity fundraiser

Mobsourcing

Bank loans.

Statue of Liberty Burns Money As Flame

'City workers to retrain as teachers.'