Financial Critics Prints

'Huh! Look at that lot: they never put anything back into the country - just bleed it dry. Shameless!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Trickledown economics

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

World Financial Mafia

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

Bank Robbery Statistics

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

'We're sorry. Yesterday's report on the tax system being replaced by voluntary contributions was traced to a practical joker.'

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

'If this is a democracy, how come voters don't get matching funds?'

'Let me get this straight, Reverend. You would now like to diversify the Church's 'No Sin' endowment to include some 'Greed'?'

'My investment advice is to relax, stop and smell the roses, dig up the roses, bury a million dollars beneath the roses.'

"I'd heard banks were reluctant to give businesses money - but I didn't think it was this bad..."

'City workers to retrain as teachers.'

Just doing my bit towards breaking up the banks...

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

Tax by Trump

Statue of Liberty Burns Money As Flame