Financial System Critic Prints

'We're sorry. Yesterday's report on the tax system being replaced by voluntary contributions was traced to a practical joker.'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Why markets crash.

Russia Money Laundering

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Republican politics!

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Trickledown economics

World Financial Mafia

Capitalism gone nuts!

Too big to fail

Wall Street In Jail

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

Dollars Press Conference

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

Bank Robbery Statistics

The euro as a monster

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

'Brother, can you spare a trillion?'

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

Gluttony and Famine