Philanthropic Banker Pillows

'Can you help block my benevolent impulses?'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

Human Rights for All

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

Hypocrisy about poverty

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Alms Bank

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Please Give

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'